I don’t fancy myself a Don Draper and it’s been awhile since I was in the advertising game, but some ads write themselves. Something like…
“Foster’s-After a hard day of spanking.”
“Before your spanking, try Foster’s.”
“First the spanking, then the beer.”
“Beer and Spanking-and a good day to you!”
“Foster’s: It’s Australian for give yer sheila a good whipping”
Love The Advertising! Beer And Women In Your Context Can’t Be Beat! (sorry, hehe)