….I bottom.
You what?
…from the top. I bottom from the top.
I’ve heard about that-you tell me what you want…
And you do it.
You like that?
I’d rather you think stuff up. Set the stage, as it were.
I won’t.
I know. Here take this (handing over the crop)
I should hit you with this?
Spank. It’s really spanking-not hitting.
So I should…spank you with this.
If you want.
(Sigh) I don’t. Look, I spent the day memorizing “Prufrock” for my thesis…
I’m more of a “Wasteland” guy
….I’m into a lot of other things. Can we go get a drink?
Later?
Now.
Fine.
Now you’re mad.
Not mad really….just…
Is there anything else you’d want?
Could you stick something up my butt?
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Anything in particular?
I have things.
This is all very….
….Untoward?
Exactly!
…..OK-let’s go get that drink then.
Maybe a pizza?
I fucking hate pizza.
Who hates pizza?
